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Africa Demotivational Poster


HAHAHAHAHA - Let's face it, you'll probably be eaten by a lion anyway.


TAGS: aids black africa funny sweet
Rating: 3.76/5

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Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
Forget Hell. The worst thing they can do is to reincarnate us! 5Ls!
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 12:34 am
LogicDude...Idont think there's an elevator that's goin straight to hell big enough for ALL of us that laughed at this! 5L from me as well!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 9:49 am
I'm going straight to Hell. 5L!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:44 am
LMAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:41 pm
this is terrible....what's worse is I laughed at it. Now I feel terrible about myself.......


SPEAK SOFTLY - and carry a big stick.... And a Hyena. A Hyena would probably help too.




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TAGS: america africa australia
Rating: 2.52/5

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Garroth - August 22, 2013, 2:49 am
That is a map. You're first.
schnell - April 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
lol @ idiots
compoo - December 15, 2008, 3:03 am
ha awesome the stupid people that populate the world need to et of the internet or take a look at a map!


CELEBRITY QUOTES - FULL OF JEALOUSY AND ENVY -




THAT'S IT - This has eliminated the chance of me going anywhere in Africa. Ever. I can get fireworks from Mexico.


TAGS: fireworks pet hyena mexico africa
Rating: 2.57/5

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Cheeseman - June 6, 2009, 9:46 pm
A hyena is way more gangsta than a pitbull.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:02 pm
Your text was lame and clumsy, and didn't make much sense, as people rarely go to Africa for fireworks.
Shtoink - September 3, 2008, 3:33 am
i wish i had a pet hyena


HI, GIRAFFE! - Welcome back to Africa! How was the trip in America?


TAGS: fat obese giraffe africa america
Rating: 4.38/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:29 pm
oooo that's g55555d baby ! can I have some more. pretty please :)


LOSING WEIGHT - Next time you step onto the scales and wish you had lost half a stone... Think


TAGS: starving africa weight fat thin skinny
Rating: 3.08/5

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forseti - June 21, 2010, 4:01 pm
THAT's demotivating! 5 lost pounds


AFRICA - You think you're tough?


TAGS: africa hyena hyenas tough you think you re tough
Rating: 3/5

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DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:09 am
I got $20 on the baboon
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:09 am
I got $20 on the baboon


SAFETY IN NUMBERS - Someone yells "SHARK!!", we'll crap you an island.


TAGS: shark safety africa
Rating: 4/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:04 am
I can see one who's not r5nning :)


JOSEPH FRITZEL - He isn't from Australia


TAGS: friztel africa australia
Rating: 2.37/5

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omg - June 11, 2009, 10:32 pm
F U C K I N G D O U C H E !!! Australia is where I live... AUSTRIA is where this sick perverted motherfucker lives. GET IT RIGHT YOU FUCKING IDIOT. Dont put me anywhere near that cunt geographically or ill fuckin drop ya.


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time future human nature politic corporation government lobby progress africa america dream
Rating: 3.05/5

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realitysucks - September 16, 2009, 12:59 pm
can you say "out of context"?


AFRICA - come for the wildlife stay for the exercise


TAGS: africa
Rating: 2.8/5

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AFRICAN CHILDREN - Do I need an explanation for the FAIL?


TAGS: african fail
Rating: 1.52/5

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Sho - December 25, 2011, 1:23 pm
Thats a waterpomp, not a shower. They are way too thirtsy to even think about cleaning themself with the valuable water. That's what rivers are for
Derek - September 23, 2009, 6:18 pm
A challenge... OK, how about: "they are right next to the water pump and yet they're all dirty"?
agdaniele - September 2, 2009, 11:01 pm
Stupidity is the foundation for racism... no explanation would work anyhow.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2009, 9:47 pm
Actually you need an explanation for being a racist fuckwad.
Derek - September 2, 2009, 8:44 pm
Yes, you do.


FINAGLE'S LAW -




CANNIBALISM - Solving world hunger and the population crisis one meal at a time.


TAGS: cannibalism cannibal africa southamerica feed hungry
Rating: 3/5

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Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 9:33 pm
Holy mother of...that makes perfect sense.


ALBINO CLASS - She Rolled A Nat. 1 On Her Pigment Check.


TAGS: albino dnd dungeons and dragons humor africa lol
Rating: 2.06/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:10 pm
Reincarnation's a bitch, eh Mr. Jackson?
Derek - September 1, 2009, 12:30 am
Poor girl. If you've all the recessives we've seen-o then you find you're an al-bee-no.


PITY - is worthless, because it doesn't matter how you feel about something unless you decide to do something about it.


TAGS: motitwist pity africa poor
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - January 4, 2012, 7:19 pm
scroll scroll scroll
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
No Comment !


HOPE -


TAGS: children africa war god hammy
Rating: 4.29/5

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Hawamleh - October 22, 2011, 11:10 am
:)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2011, 9:40 am

thi5 is great hammy.
mariand - October 22, 2011, 5:01 am
nice one


PUT ME DOWN ! - Bullies they come in all shapes and seizes !


TAGS: bullies africa elephants lizzard funny
Rating: 3.86/5

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jinks - July 15, 2010, 6:50 am
If the lizard tail was shorter. You could pretend it was a tortoise.


SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE -




HAREMS - Like their beliefs, or not... The Arabs' are much, much better.


TAGS: fail owned harams africa muslim islam terrorist
Rating: 2.67/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:04 pm
Why?


AFRICAN U HAUL - Sh*T i think my water just broke!


TAGS: truck africa transport desert
Rating: 2.6/5

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MFS - July 6, 2010, 5:16 pm
It's only racist if you have this kind of tought pattern,i tought it was funny and cute the way they all hang in there.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 1:07 am
Rude, kinda racist, not funny, doesn't make sense.


NO - It's one fret off too far to be a G chord, moron.


TAGS: guitar g chord g chord bush cry black american african
Rating: 2.53/5

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... - August 23, 2008, 6:06 pm
unless hes in drop Eb and barring it badly, or just shit at guitar
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 3:14 pm
Epic lulz? No, epic fail. No more motifake for you.


AFRICAN SPECIAL FORCES - They don't need to aim


TAGS: africa
Rating: 2.47/5

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Da5id - October 30, 2008, 7:59 am
He's not wearing pants either.
Funky - October 14, 2008, 12:02 am
Why the hell would you wear a bright yellow hat in a combat zone? Unbelievable
Merlin - October 8, 2008, 9:33 pm
Brings new meaning to the words "blind fire" and "spray and pray."
aPauling - September 15, 2008, 3:41 pm
"Special" forces http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=858 There's another Motifake with a life jacket, but I can't find it.
aPauling - September 15, 2008, 3:34 pm
Brotha needs to be wearing a life jacket.


TECHNOLOGY - Isn't it great.




AUSTRIA - is where it happened, morons




AFRICA - Its South America dumbasses


TAGS: south america europe africa idots
Rating: 1.92/5

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Acirfa - June 9, 2008, 9:10 pm
Welcome to the party, John. I'm afraid almost everyone's gone home; all we have left are ham sandwiches and diet ginger ale.


ITS ALL ABOUT THE LOCATION -


TAGS: location home politics africa
Rating: 4.7/5

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pointer - January 12, 2011, 4:53 pm
Thanks Canada, as long as it brings a smile to some and deeply offends others,I'llkeep trying! lol
CANADA - January 12, 2011, 3:15 pm
pointer, you make damn good posters!


THIS REMINDS ME - Chicken and Ribs for Supper tonight.


TAGS: hunger war food starvation africa
Rating: 3.31/5

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salchicha77 - August 4, 2012, 11:22 am
this is soo wrong in so many levels
steve1961 - July 20, 2012, 10:34 pm
Gary's. I appreciate hearing all kinds of views here. Other than a few timmies here, most people here are very insightful :)
steve1961 - July 20, 2012, 10:27 pm
And I agree with you, PV, on many levels and I was expecting at least someone to react the way you did. That is the type of reaction this type of poster usually evokes and I wouldn't want to see you feel obligated to stifle your views anymore than I would
SethMythrax - July 20, 2012, 7:23 pm
tagged with my initials.....
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 11:57 am
Oh, and the picture is tagged.
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 11:56 am
I'll say one final thing: I agree on many levels with a lot of things you guys have said. Maybe I overreacted; highly likely in fact. Reality is created by everyone's point of view. I stand by my original view, though: I dislike this poster.
steve1961 - July 20, 2012, 11:43 am
as wringing our hands over it. But an uncomfortable feeling may lead us to do more than just worry about our own discomfort. Charities abound about that help starving children from all over.
steve1961 - July 20, 2012, 11:39 am
I imagine the child is doing better. The pic was probably taken by an aide organization to advertise the problem of starvation in Africa. I look at this poster in a different way as an ironic look at a tragic situation. Laughing helps this child as much
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 20, 2012, 11:13 am
Comedy is often about shock value. It's not what I'd call a high form of comedy...quite the opposite in fact. But it has it's moments. As long as you don't let this poster colour your opinion of the site, it's all good.
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 8:19 am
You can defend people's freedom or expression and speech until the cows come home, and rightly so. But sometimes one must ask why someone finds it necessary to say a certain thing to begin with.
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 8:17 am
You're right, Mooooooooooooooooooo. if you can look beyond the picture and find the words to be amusing, fair enough. My comments are not about censorship, or me being bothered, but the decision to use such a picture for a joke in the first place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 20, 2012, 8:05 am
If we call this joke too far,where does it end? Suddenly we have to censor everything that a member deems "tasteless" or hurts their "feelings".....if the poster bothers you, don't look at it. I can separate the joke from the tragedy, give it a try.
SethMythrax - July 20, 2012, 6:00 am
I was lookin at IMDB, thanx for the name. I was hoping someone would dig it up, I had a brain fart seeing it is 4am here.......
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 5:32 am
Thirty seconds on Google uncovers: guy's name was Kevin Carter. Film was called The Bang Bang Club.
SethMythrax - July 20, 2012, 5:14 am
There was a Movie I recently seen & the Reporter that took this pic was attacked for not helping the Child, he also won an Award & a million dollars for this pic. He killed himself a little later because of this pic. Good movie but cant remember the name.
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 5:08 am
This isn't a picture posed by models. It is a snapshot of real, total suffering. This kid probably sees/saw more hardship every day of his existence than we do our wholes lives. To joke about it violates something. Is making posters that important?
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 5:02 am
Picture of vulture waiting for starving, half-dead child to die. Child is probably now actually dead from famine, drought, disease or war. Use said picture as basis of insightful, poignant poster? No, make tasteless joke, instead. That's my problem.
steve1961 - July 20, 2012, 12:05 am
I hate to be Mr. Obvious but if you limit yourself to Motifakes which do not violate someone's idea of human decency then you'll miss out on some very insightful creations.Sometimes when you stare into the abyss, it stares back...
Greeny - July 19, 2012, 11:00 pm
Huh, and here I thought it was a Yoga thing...
SethMythrax - July 19, 2012, 7:47 pm
I know it was in bad taste but it still makes me think of Chicken & Ribs, hahahahaha......
Airman - July 19, 2012, 7:22 pm
this picture has been used at least twice before on here.. and the comments are just as similar as these
GaryO - July 19, 2012, 1:15 pm
Huh, that’s exactly what my shrink said last April, as he handed me his invoice…smiling…trying to stifle his satanic laughter… I hear the Caymans are nice in May
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 12:37 pm
You have issues, Gary. Luckily they're entertaining issues.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 12:35 pm
You can stimulate debate without shattering the bounds of common human decency in my opinion. Although judging from the comments on this poster so far, it certainly seems to help.
GaryO - July 19, 2012, 12:31 pm
‘Lad’???…I’ve just been called lad…a rush of memories….a ’65 chevy….Melody Lamb’s heaving cleavage…..her boyfriend…..’get outta that car, lad’…running…..fast
steve1961 - July 19, 2012, 12:30 pm
Isn't that what great art is all about-removing us from our comfort zones, stimulating debate from within and without? Perhaps this Motifake is disturbing something within your own soul? For good or bad.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 12:10 pm
I have no problem with GaryO, steve. He's free to like something which I despise. It is rare for me to actually say anything when something like this displeases me. My comfort zone was breached with extreme prejudice, is all.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 12:07 pm
If you need a new soul you can have mine, lad. I rarely use it.
GaryO - July 19, 2012, 12:06 pm
No harm, no worries, PV, you’re a good soul. Mine, however, has been spoken for…now If I could just learn to play the guitar really really well, maybe I could get it back….cheers….yes, tasteless
steve1961 - July 19, 2012, 12:04 pm
Sorry that should have been don't you. (Sorry the pic kinda freaked me out.)
steve1961 - July 19, 2012, 12:03 pm
In deference to GaryO...he did admit that he was a sick puppy...why do you guys sort out your differences over dinner? I know a great Chicken N' Ribs place on Main.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 11:59 am
My dear GaryO, I'm afraid you have mistaken 'like' for 'detest.' I don't like this poster at all. I find it in very bad taste, personally. Each to their own, though.
GaryO - July 19, 2012, 11:56 am
Yeah, I liked it too
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 11:43 am
This picture is shocking and terrible. So is making a joke out of it.
GaryO - July 19, 2012, 10:49 am
I am one sick puppy……my morning LOL


AFRICA - The land of op(poor)tunity




AFRICA - Get to Key West and head south ....




PRIVILEGE -


TAGS: privilege poverty africa
Rating: 2.91/5

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dick - August 18, 2009, 7:32 am
vultures. doing the job nobody else wants to do...


ACTUALLY... - Australia is a country. Oceana is the continent. Nice try tho.


TAGS: s america austrailia africa europe debate
Rating: 1.87/5

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andyronn - October 26, 2011, 4:30 pm
ok retards. jordans right in the fact that australia is the continent..but none if these make sense cuz its a picture of south america..another continent..so look at a globe before u start acting like u know what u takling about..MEGA ULTRA FAIL!! fags
tim - July 1, 2008, 11:32 pm
Actually, Australia is both the name of the country and the continent. New South Wales, Queensland, etc are the states of Australia. ULTRA, ULTRA FAIL!!!
tim - July 1, 2008, 11:31 pm
Actually, Australia is both the name of the country and the continent. New South Wales, Queensland, etc are the states of Australia.
Jordan - June 20, 2008, 6:06 pm
Actually Oceania is the group of islands in the area, Australia is the continent name, and the countries that exist are such as New South Wales, etc....ULTRA FAIL!!!


NO - I'm pretty sure that's South America




Alliance -




UNFORTUNATE -


TAGS: africa kony life army
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sho - March 10, 2012, 12:04 pm
Oh well, there goes the perfect 5/5 rating :D. And thank you
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:01 am

i like the subtlety in this one
Zetmonk - March 9, 2012, 8:27 am
Bloody hell, that's depressing! 5L for the depressiveness then I guess.


DRUGS! - Just Say No!


TAGS: mpumalanga middelburg africa kuier afrikaans
Rating: 4.67/5

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ughomer - January 23, 2013, 11:33 am
5-Lions for this. Why not post some more of these?


ENGLAND'S NEXT WEMBLEY GOAL -




MORE VUVUZELA -


TAGS: world cup south africa walken vevuzela
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:37 am
It's a good chuckle if you've ever heard that instrument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 11, 2010, 7:00 pm
Oh, Haha.....?
GreyScorpion - June 11, 2010, 6:45 pm
it's a world cup soccer joke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 11, 2010, 6:42 pm
What the hell is this?


A MAN TAKES A DROP TOO MUCH -




BALLOONS -




AFRICA'S LANGUAGE - Going from yells and dialects to 1's and 0's


TAGS: africa
Rating: 2.88/5

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Derek - February 1, 2010, 6:43 pm
PNG (and I don't mean Portable Network Graphics)


FOOD - Make sure you wash it before eating.




FANTA - Official Beverage of the Samburu Tribe




Perspective -


TAGS: pzy africa death boston bombing
Rating: 2.43/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:48 pm
Unfortunately the events in Africa are too soon forgotten because the media doesn't keep it in the spotlight such as events like the Boston bombings. It's been how long?...and still in the media everyday. That's the tragedy.
- April 22, 2013, 1:44 pm
I can do something to try to help stop the conditions in Africa that cause the overwhelming death count (donations of time, necessities, money etc.) I could not do anything to stop the "cause" in Boston.
RetiredUSNChief - April 20, 2013, 8:08 am
Such is human nature. Tragedy is tragedy...but empathy requires personal context, or "perspective".
GaryO - April 18, 2013, 3:26 pm
Hear, Hear to PV. Now I must drink....raisin' the glass
pickleviper - April 18, 2013, 2:31 pm
There is so much death in the world; thousands die every day for various reasons. When a purposeful act of violence is the cause, though, of course we take greater note. Every death is tragic, it is the means of any death by which we judge its impact.
pickleviper - April 18, 2013, 2:26 pm
(1) Your dog accidently gets hit by a car and killed. Are you sad? Yes. (2) Someone beats your dog to death with a baseball bat. Are you sad? Are you angry? Do you want to know why? Do you want that person to pay? Do you expect justice? Do you care?
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2013, 4:54 am
Good point and I'm in east Tennessee. I did hear about him, but probably not as often as people in your area did.
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 10:38 pm
But now you have me wondering. Did you hear about Christopher Dorner just as often as I did? Being that I live in CA??
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 10:35 pm
Seems a simple answer to me. When you describe what happened in Boston you wouldn't use the word accident. In a traffic accident... well there it was.
Greeny - April 17, 2013, 12:36 pm
We need better pressure cooker laws
CloudchaserS - April 17, 2013, 11:59 am
I do sometimes wonder why deaths like what happened in Boston are obsessed over, yet if the same number of people die in a traffic accident, it's not likely to get a mention outside of the local in which it happened
Sho - April 17, 2013, 11:33 am
Well everyone has the right to grieve on whatever they choose to


COUNTRY CALLED AFRICA - Not for sale but will trade for limited edition U2 Ipod




Hoax -




Pro's Choice -




EVERYTHING... -




Hungry Children -


TAGS: hungry children not in africa
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thedge - November 9, 2014, 12:46 pm
Yep, made me smile and weep. Good stuff. Teach us, sensai?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2014, 10:56 pm
Lol, glad you like it.
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 9:00 pm
Nope, did not. Just figured to leave something for the imagination and further the impact of an excellent poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 6, 2014, 2:45 pm
And don't forget bloat - bellied.
Thedge - November 3, 2014, 3:15 pm
Scrawny, one-eyed, fly covered urchins don't make good poster kids?


The Rifle -




Decline -


TAGS: knowledge decline stupid asia africa
Rating: 4.67/5

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concern3 - June 28, 2015, 8:41 am
5er


Africa -




HOLY SHIT! - They're Real?




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